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himaruyeah: moffathavemercy: raccoonmama: deliciouskaek: hohohomoarigato: anywigwilldo: THIS IS SO MUCH FUN i made it ‘til 30 before my eyes got tired oh, this is fun! :D Made it to 47 before my hands were too cold and I had to get ready to go anyway! Saved for when I’m on the computer best
barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-amici: all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY first comes love then comes marriage thanks obama you’re welcome.
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican...
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lacigreen: emilytea10: in truly successful relationships no one wears the pants I can’t tell if this an innuendo or legitimate relationship advice both ;D
iamthathorseobsessedgirl: erikitachiquita: i just laughed for like 3 minutes straight CRYING
thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON” UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?
fag-nificent: veganraincloud: flopryn: Don’t worry, they’ll let you know. How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’ I found the vegan.
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